The three great leaders of the free world, Biden, Johnson and Morrison have announced the birth of AUKUS. It's "a new enhanced trilateral security partnership between Australia, the United Kingdom and the United States."

I know this blog's messages have been a bit dismal of late. So here's part of SCOMO's announcement to cheer you up. He spoke with a straight face from the bottom of his alleged heart.

"Good morning from Australia.

I am very pleased to join two great friends of freedom and of Australia, Prime Minister Johnson and President Biden.

Today, we join our nations in a next generation partnership, built on a strong foundation of proven trust.

We have always seen the world through a similar lens.

We have always believed in a world that favours freedom, that respects human dignity, the rule of law, the independence of sovereign states and the peaceful fellowship of nations.

And while we have always looked to each other to do what we believe is right, we have never left it to each other. Always together, never alone."

I know that's why you voted for SCOMO.

Now, you might think that nothing's changed, but that's not so.

"Motivated by the beliefs we share, sustained by the bonds of friendship we have forged, enabled by the sacrifice of those who have gone before us, and inspired by our shared hope for those who will follow us."

"The first major initiative of AUKUS will be to deliver a nuclear-powered submarine fleet for Australia."

I'm excited. These new toys will complement the dud F35s we're getting. They'll look great together in matching green and gold.

The best thing is that we've put a new target on our back to go with the Pine Gap one.

Now you know that these subs lie hidden in the oceans for long periods of time ready to land missiles on China at any moment. Did I say just say the word that SCOMO left out of his media release?

I don't know if it's SCOMO or Biden who will give the command to launch these missiles. Whitlam was dismissed for butting into US business at Pine Gap so I'm guessing it will be the person(s) controlling Biden.

China is hopping mad. Don't know why.

"Since Australia has become an anti-China spearhead, the country should prepare for the worst.¹"

I know you voted for this. Give those commies an inch, and they'll take a mile.

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1. China's English-language Global Times is considered a mouthpiece for the Chinese Communist Party.↩